If you're looking for a good joke or riddle to tell a friend, where do you go to find one? Check out the 800 section in the nonfiction collection in your library media center! The classification of 817 to be exact! That's the category for satire and humor.
Here's a joke for you....
Q. What kind of berries make you smarter?
A. Li-berries!
How about....
Q. When is an apple like a library book?
A. When it's read!
This week I'm in the WH district on Tuesday and Thursday, April 6th and 8th.
On Tuesday, 6-APRIL, I will meet with 3-Zuehl.
3-Zuehl: We listened to "The Marshmallow Incident" by Judi Barrett [same author of "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"].
On Thursday, 8-APRIL, I will meet with 3-Bruns
3-Bruns: We will use search techniques on the Internet to complete our "Barnyard Buddies" worksheet.
Next week I will visit with 3-Bruns again on Friday, April 16th.
***The HS is receiving a new magazine this year. It's called "TeenVoices" and the contents are written by teen girls from around the world. Some of the articles include "How to Write an Amazing College Essay," "Polishing your Profile - Online Do's and Don'ts," "What Teens Need to Know about Food Poisoning," plus regular articles on book reviews, original poetry and artwork, and short stories by teen authors. Check out its website at teenvoices.com, find on Facebook or Twitter, or stop in the HS LMC and look over the latest issue.***
More jokes.....
Q. Why did the frog leave the library media center with a book?
A. Because he needed to readit-readit-readit!
Q. What do kids and books have inside their bodies to keep them all together?
A. A spine!
Q. What is the tallest building?
A. The library because it has the most stories!
Keep laughing!
Mrs. Reiter, K-12 Teacher-Librarian
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